Those of us who have tried it know it isn't worth the trouble. Sure, enslaving every man and woman on the Earth to obey our every command might seem like a good idea. In reality, this quest will introduce us to the reality that there are a lot of stupid and annoying people in the world. However, if you are a vampire, the stupid and annoying can serve as your buffet line while the beautiful women can all share the coffin with you. This is the quest of the German vampire, Count Frankenhausen. Let us examine, from Mexico, 1962's "The Bloody Vampire" (aka "El Vampiro Sagriento").